Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Master Says the Nicest Things to Me

"Sex with you is like heroin. The more I have, the more I want you."

and then, later: 

"You know why you are so sexy?"

Me:  "No, why?"

"You always have that really slutty look about you.  Like 'Yeah, I'd do that for you,' to anything I wanted.  And you would do it, too."

Me: grins lasciviously.

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